Saw this on somebody’s page. Thought it was pretty interesting. I’m in a state of mindlessness right now, so I needed some light entertainment
If you could rid the earth of 3 things, what would they be:
roaches, the $2 bill (what the hell am i going to do with those things?? what cost $2 nowadays anyway), periods
What is one thing in life you feel most guilty about?:
i will never tell!!!! 
If you could’ve known someone as a child that you know now who would it be?:
my SELF
Who is the single most charming person you have ever met?:
met a few that i may have only had a 20 minute convo with, yet and still walked away with something that totally changed my life, or my views, or equipped me with a piece of knowledge i didnt have previously
If you could eliminate one emotion from your life, which would it be?:
drunkeness. if could drink like i used to, i would be a happy camper
You suddenly find yourself at the Pearly Gates - make your case for entry:
i loved you with all of my heart
If you could give one thing to each of your ex-lovers, what would it be?:
not a damn thing. it’s a reason they are an ex in the first place!
If you had to confess the most evil thing you’ve ever done what would it be?:
too many to name.
What is one personality trait you’ve tried hardest to change in yourself?:
ummm didnt really try that hard. ok, maybe self pity and self doubt
What would you say is the silliest thing people do in general?:
keep fooling with folks that they KNOW are trifling, and then get mad when at some point down the line, that person lived up to who they revealed themselves to be in the first place.
What is the most difficult goodbye you’ve ever said?:
my father
What is the grossest thing you ever put in your mouth?:
a dick. i mean seriously, think about it…nut, piss, and secretions come from this thing, and you put it in your mouth and suck till it makes your jaws hurt. seriously
Who is the biggest hypocrite you have ever met?:
some of my family members
Decide a new punishment for convicted murderers, besides the death penalty:
war.
What would you say is the most beautiful word in your own language?:
YAHWEH
What was your worst case of putting your foot in your mouth?:
too long to type the story
What is the most embarrassing moment of your life?:
walking down the street with a big period stain, and wondering why the hell all these damn people are looking at me. i kept thinking, i know my hat aint that damn cute!! LOL
If the U.S. had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away?:
mississippi. just cause i hate how many letters are in it. i wonder if the guy who came up with the spelling was high?
Out of all your friends, who do you think would be easiest to seduce:
all of my friends are sluts and whores, they would be easy to seduce!!
If you were 6 inches tall for a day, what would you do?:
what the hell is there to do?? maybe sneak into peoples houses and be nosey
If God were to appear to you in any form, how would you want him to appear?:
just as He already does
If you could forget one thing, what would it be?:
being raped
Would you ever want to date yourself as a member of the opposite sex?:
damn skippy! this is ole nikki love you talking about!!! LOL
Would you ever have your spouse followed to find out if they were cheating?
nah, takes too much energy. the truth always comes out eventually. and most of the time, if you think your spouse is cheating, then they probably are
Did you ever have an imaginary friend? How would you describe them?:
just books and movies. my imagination took me to quite a few places. but friends, no.
If God were to grant you one favor, what would you ask?
just let me in when it’s all over and done with
If you could invent one new home appliance, what would it do?:
a vibrator that could wash clothes and cook
What is one occassion that you were unjustly angry?:
if i’m pissed, better believe theres a damn good reason.
Who is one old friend you wish you could go back, apologize to and start over with?
nobody
If you could be smarter or prettier which would you pick?
richer
If you could be the parent of some one who changes the world - what would you like them to do?
change the mindset of a lot of minorities.
If you could stop one major crime from having ever taken place - which would it be?
abortions
if you could commit one crime and get away with it forever - what would it be?
killing my bitch ass sister in law
If you could have one superpower what would it be?
to make money magically appear!!!
If you had a million dollars that you had to donate to 2 charities which would it be?
the nikki love foundation, and the jnlmedia foundation 
